There’s no good way to say this, so out with it already: Justin Bieber has sex with his wife. This fact is unavoidable, and you know what? We don’t recommend you try to avoid it. Avoidance just makes it worse. Angrier even. It’ll find you in unexpected ways, filtering into your consciousness despite your best appeals to ignorance. That’s why we wrote this brief little article. It seemed like a kinder way to impart the message, ripping the Band-Aid off and all that. Because, like it or not, the fact will get to you: Justin Bieber, singer of the song “Yummy,” a man in the prime of his life save for a brush with Lyme disease, loves having sex with his wife.